Random

Someone call me so I can participate
Met this girl over a year ago
I'm thinking this is fate
In some shorts and no shirt
Laying in bed
As the pillows devour my head
Sinking in like some TP down the toilet
The trigger is hard to pull
Like a tug of war with an elephant at Marine world
Its takes about 10 men to be able to make it budge
Having pimples on my face cuz I got a bucket of fudge
Mostly reeses pieces and kit kat bars
I'm fnally old enough to go to a bar
I also have my own car
Shit is leaking like crazy
All the coolant is coming out my baby
Take it to the shop
Then its nothing, so it stops
Paid about 40 bucks
So used to eating all day
Now its just once a day
Losing so much weight
But also gaining so much in a way
Because I'm being fed with so much LOVE
So much calories in just one hug
The relationship is gaining so much points
Its probably at level 32
But this shit is rare
You can't find it like a mewtwo
You'd have to watch the movie premier to get the card
Never wanna open it to use it cuz its so valuable
I got everything I need
Its all manageable
No worries
Its like beef curry
A quote from Jon and Kate plus 8
Crazy with all those kids
Its like sex was the only thing they ever did
Don't ever let me catch you slippin
Cuz I threw hella banana peels
In mario kart
If you wanna stay up then better not wear those 10inch heels
Myspace keeps us connected like a box of legos
Everyone so young is always gettin prego
Stay on top of your game
Like a ddr mat
Or maybe even wii fit
Spark up a blunt and stay lit
Gets you so high
I'll take you to the sky
Maybe even higher
And I'll be your number one supplier
Take you to the moon and the stars
Well my rocketship is broke
So I'll take you in my car
Mustang, its a v6
But still has a clutch and a stick
So much muscle it makes me a prick
I will cut and swerve to get on your nerves
Hella random thoughts on a lonely holiday
Not enough going on in my life anyway..